Here’s a little tale from a restaurant I worked at:
It was a busy saturday night when a friend of mine needed to get one of the pitchers from the wait station that was underneath the computer I was using. Now no guy wants to put his hand near another guy’s junk without fair warning so he notified me by saying ‘Below You!’
Me being me I could only reply in one way. I said ‘No thanks, dude. I’m straight. And married. To a woman. And my birthday is coming up soon.’
If you aren’t getting this then read it out loud and it will make more sense.
Dignity and Respect
Me, The JerBear